Crazy eyes and gimpy hands-Natasha

My first word of advice if your going to try this whole online dating thing, GET A PICTURE FROM ALL ANGLES...... I started talking to this guy Adam online, he seemed really cool, so I gave him my number and we started chatting. We planned on meeting up a few night later. He said that he was in IT and thinking about starting his own business. He didn't mention that he was un-employed. The day we plan to hang out I talk to him around noon and he says that he's broke, can we we go dutch... Hey guys, you invite a girl out on a first day, you are SUPPOSED to pay. Anyway, I was like F it, how bad can it be. I go to meet him, and he is standing outside of the car with some cheesy 7-11 flowers (I know its the thought that counts.... right, only if I actually like you) So he gets in my car... kinda funky smelling... (carni-cabbage type of smell) Then he goes to talk to me when we are driving to go get dinner, and I notice his right eye... ok, OMFG is he even looking at me, the right eye is pointing out the passenger side window and the left is staring at me, I actually got the creepy-crawlies from that... (to his credit he looked ok in pics from the left side) but DUDE you could've mentioned the eye, that's something you obviously can't hide. So I need to figure out how to get the freak of nature out of my car, so I fake sick before even getting to the restaurant. We get back to the area where the car is.... He asks if I'm really sick, or if i'm faking... Hmm, I don't know... we made it 4mins into our date and I'm bailing even before the rescue call from Francesca... yeah I must be REALLY sick. So I drop him off, and he tries to hug me, I go for the hand shake instead, but his hand is gimpy. It felt like I was grasping onto to a dying fish, slippery and wriggling... poor kid, better luck with the next women you try to fool. Maybe you could find a nice girl that wears a helmet.