Lifesavers - Francesca

In an attempt to further widen my dating experiences, I decided to go to a party with some friends. It was with a close friend, but there wouldn't be anyone else I'd know at the party. I'm a pretty outgoing person, so I thought it'd be fun. I hadn't been to a keg party since college, so it would be interesting for sure. The party started slow, and I ended up hanging out with my friend and not really talking to anyone else. As the night progressed, and I drank a bit more, everyone became a lot more social. I started talking to some fun new people, and found one guy in particular to be really fun. We were really clicking, just having fun, but then his girlfriend showed up. Oops...didn't know that. I kept circulating. Since I was the driver of the night, I ended up hanging by the fire and just talking to a few other people. One guy started to stand out to me...he was funny, and after further prodding, definitely not in a relationship. We talked for a long time, as everyone else competed in a beer pong tournament. I didn't realize how late it had gotten when the party was winding down...it was 5 a.m., and the sun was starting to come up. It hit me how tired I was, but I had to drive my now very inebriated friends home. Kevin, the guy I'd been talking to, wanted to keep hanging out. I just needed to crash for an hour or so before I could drive the hour plus back to my place. Unfortunately, my friends have unique living situations, either living with their parents and/or children, or have a lot of cats...so my choices were null. Kevin was nice, and said after I dropped off my friends, I could follow him to crash at his place. It sounded great, and he said after we woke up, we could go out for breakfast. After dropping my friends off, I followed him back to his place and was ready to crash. As soon as I laid down, Kevin decided he wanted to start fooling around. I wasn't really into it, and told him I just needed to sleep first, we could hang out later. He didn't seem to want to go to sleep just yet, and dropped his pants. Now, I'm not one to criticize a guy and his endowments, but, don't whip something out if you have nothing to work with. At first glance, I thought he was holding a roll of Lifesavers...but I quickly realized that he was taking care of business before going to bed...right in front of me. It's okay...I'll just pass out for an hour and be able to drive. I don't want to drive tired, and at this point, I am exhausted. I manage to curl up and doze off, and a couple minutes later, he passes out as well. My sleep is cut very short, as I realize Captain Personality snores so loud, the neighbors must complain. I can't handle it...I just book out of there, glad I realized so many flaws so quickly, and just cut my losses. So, I'm a little tired, but I can make it home. I stay awake laughing at the turn of events of the night, and wonder once more why people look at me weird for meeting people online. Seriously, meeting people in real life is way riskier.